‘A leprechaun is a diminutive supernatural being in Irish folklore, classed by some as a type of fairy. They are usually depicted as little bearded men wearing coats and hats who partake in mischief. Wikipedia

‘Goodness who was that that ran by, Jane said with amazement. ‘It was a little person dressed in green,’ Jane added. ‘He had a red beard and threw me a gold coin as he passed laughing merrily,’ Jane giggled with delight…

‘Why that is Shamus our house Leprechaun,’ Chet said. ‘Shamus gets up early on St. Patrick’s Day he has a lot of stops to make,’ Chet winked. ‘Shamus visits several pubs a Guinness that he drinks ‘Down In One’ and then he guesses the weight of both women and men…he always guesses the lady’s weight much less than it appears for which they reward him with a big kiss,’ Chet laughed.

‘Shamus gave me a four-leaf clover after midnight,’ Billy B said. ‘He told me to wish for anything that I wanted today and he would grant the request,’ Billy B continued. ‘Shamus said that Harper would be by later today with the booty of gold,’ Billy B danced the Irish Jig.

‘Sure and begorrah I loved JFK he had the heart of an Irishman,’ Shamus said. ‘We visited often and he was a lusty devil but a fine leader,’ Shamus winked. ‘Joe Biden was a man of his word and loved we Leprechauns,’ Shamus said. ‘Joe promised help for Ireland and he delivered,’ Shamus noted as he line Danced with Harper. ‘Now Trump told me to visit him today and he would have a pot full of Gold for me in the Oval Office…when I went to retrieve it there was a gold-colored pot with gold-colored sneakers inside,’ Shamus frowned.

‘Sure and begorrah the President has a bit of the Irish in him as he tricked a Leprechaun from the old school,’ Shamus noted. ‘Tomorrow when he wakes up with my Yule Brenner haircut…he will understand that it is not good to fool Shamus…