‘Have you noticed the subtle changes,’ He asked? ’For instance, Russia is now a friend when just a few years ago we were afraid of nuclear annihilation during the Cuban Missle Crisis,’ He continued. 

‘I heard that the President could shoot his political enemies and nothing could be done to him,’ She said. ’He is systematically jailing reporters that he does not like and regular citizens who have criticized him.’ She continued.

‘Masses of people had their health insurance taken away with no plan to replace it,’ Chet said. ’El Jefe says that the prescription for good health is good clean living which includes no unauthorized sex and vegetables that you grow in your own garden…and hard manual labor,’ Chet continued. ‘No more hamburgers, Chet laughed!

‘Our homeless shelters are overflowing and now the poor have taken up residence in department and grocery stores for warmth,’ She said. ’When I asked some of them the other day about their lives they responded that times had never been better since El Jefe is in charge,’ She said.

‘Today a girl said that she did not want to say the prayer in school and the teacher slapped her face so hard that she fell onto the floor,’ Boy said. ’The little girl went on to explain that she prayed in her heart and preferred not to pray aloud…whereupon she was placed in a religious education class,’ Boy continued.

‘When I went to the supermarket this morning many brown-skinned folks were in long lines where they were being questioned by authorities. I asked what they were being asked and was told that they had to recite verbatim the President’s last speech and explain it before they would be allowed to purchase food,’ Neva J said.

‘I would not want to be asked to explain one of his speeches as they make no sense with their illogical subject and meandering meanings,’ Chet said.

‘El Jefe is fun when he is in a good mood…I have seen him do a little dance when things are going his way,’ Jane said with a tear in her eye.

‘It is not only daytime in America again…it is the brightest sunlight we have ever experienced…everybody is saying so, President said…